i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
