I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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