she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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