Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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