found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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