can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
