She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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