I bet he comes in French.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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