you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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