I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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