I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Man, jail baloney is awful.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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