i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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