garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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