it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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