you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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