Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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