rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Who died my cat blue again?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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