lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
