Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
