he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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