What did we do last night that was yellow?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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