what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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