i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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