You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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