Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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