I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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