is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
COCAINE IS GR8
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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