You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
