I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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