So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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