brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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