Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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