Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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