Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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