Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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