Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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