how can u be prego again
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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