what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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