let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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