States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Houston, we have a blender
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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