God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
My balls are so social today.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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