there's paper in my vomit.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
is this the sara with the beer cane?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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