dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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