So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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