Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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