Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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