That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
