have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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