If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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