So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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